No, Because they are nobles in revolution-era France and will be guillotined.
you must be fun at parties
THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS “YES”, DEAN
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
ITS FUCKING TIP 394
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
"YOUR DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN’T KILL A FRUIT FLY"
"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLEY"
my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”
My grandma tells me the opposite, “marry a doctor. they have money and i need healthcare.”
LET ME SEE A FUCKIN CIRCLE PIT!!!
Is it just me…or do those circle pits totally combine to make mickey mouse’s head?
hans' southern isles
requested by: anonymous and me
#SOMEONE DREW THAT DICK#SOMEONE MADE A 3D MODEL OF THAT DICK#SOMEONE RIGGED THAT DICK#SOMEONE ANIMATED THAT DICK#SOMEONE ADDED HIGHLIGHTS AND SHADOWS TO THAT DICK#THAT DICK RECIEVED A LOT OF ATTENTION#POWER TO THE DICK
i’m not entirely sure whether or not “dick” is referring to hans’ crotch or just hans in general
hey hans what’s your snapchat